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A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic
.Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of taste.
'Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
'Lawyer: 'Ugh. this is kerosene
.'Chinese: 'Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.
'The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: 'I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.
'Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.
'Lawyer (annoyed): 'This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.
'Chinese: 'Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.
'The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: 'My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all
.'Chinese: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100.
'Lawyer (staring at the note): 'But this is $20, not $100!!'
Chinese: 'Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20'
A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic .Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of taste. 'Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth. 'Lawyer: 'Ugh. this is kerosene .'Chinese: 'Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20. 'The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money. Lawyer: 'I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything. 'Chinese: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth. 'Lawyer (annoyed): 'This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste. 'Chinese: 'Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20. 'The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100. Lawyer: 'My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all .'Chinese: 'Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100. 'Lawyer (staring at the note): 'But this is $20, not $100!!' Chinese: 'Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20' -
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.3 Comments 0 Shares -
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!" -
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